Thursday, August 25, 2005

Greatest quote of all time.

"We would be happy to capture them. We would be happy to have them surrender. And if they don't, we would be happy to kill them."

- Don Rumsfeld, Dec, 2003

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rumsfeld sure is sharp
Military men are hot
Why fight just to lose?

Anonymous said...

Assinate him
Pat said that doesn't mean kill
It must mean to hug

Anonymous said...

fuck yeah

Michael W. Moore Jr said...

Pat said he was misquouted. Pat said that he said the Marines should "take him out." I'm assuming by this he menat to a nice dinner in Little Italy, followed by cocktails and some light jazz music.

Quoting from Las Vegas Sun:

"On Wednesday, he initially denied having called for Chavez to be killed and said The Associated Press had misinterpreted his remarks.

"I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should 'take him out,'" Robertson said on his show. "'Take him out' could be a number of things..."

Michael W. Moore Jr said...

If I wrote Donnie Rumsfeld's biography I would call it, "Say My Name, Bitch: The life and Times of Donald Rumsfeld."

Would anyone buy that book?

Anonymous said...

I would buy your book
read it on my subway ride
Would you sign it please?

Anonymous said...

Donnie Rumsfeld's book
Say my name bitch is to long
Buy me bitch is good

Anonymous said...

I can think of a shit load of neurotic loser fucks who would eat that book up for breakfast with their coffee and their cigarettes. greasers.



* Don't forget to check out my hit single, "I Spy"

Anonymous said...

"I thought to myself, what is real? In this world? This psychodelic world..."

Anonymous said...

I'd buy your book!

Michael W. Moore Jr said...

This is currently ranked 4th on yahoo under the search "greatest quote of all time". That makes me giggle...

I'll never understand technology, but I will say that Don deserves better than 4th.