Today Spring is earnestly considering being sprung

Spring is here! Well, not technically here, here, but undeniably approaching at a rather quick clip anyway. Just between you and me (and possibly that guy reading over your shoulder there,) spring is my favorite time of year. Not too hot, not too cold, spring is like that vast portion of life that is lived in the middle area. It's all very Buddhist. Like Hawaii. Not that Hawaii is very Buddhist, but rather eternally-springlike. Hawaii is like a fairly warm spring day all year round. If you've never been there, I recommend packing up your things today and going. Even if it means quitting your job, uprooting your family, and living a life of poverty for the rest of your days, the trip will be well worth it. Trust me. It's like a Corona commercial without that annoying narrator guy, and with a lot less corporate smarminess and cynicism. Even the airport is beautiful. One of my favorite things about Hawaii is the weather forecasting. High of 75. Low of 75. Chance of scattered showers. Repeat indefinitely for an extended forecast. One of the few places in the world whose weather is simplistic enough for the meteorologists to get it right. Not like Maryland. Today is about the 6th day out of 10 where snow was forecast and instead a remarkably lovely, sunny day has shown up. So to sum up, go get a job as a hawaiian meteorologist. You'll be successful, happy and tan. And you'll thank me for it later.