Monday, April 18, 2005
Lather, rinse, repeat(optional)
Sit at desk. Grab pile of paper. Lift a paper from atop the pile (or actually, grabbing from anywhere else within the pile works just as well.) Unfold the paper. Sort the paper into new, smaller piles. Count the papers in each of the new piles. Enter data from the paper count into the computer. Repeat 28,000,000,000,000 times. Ram head into brick wall. Combine small piles of paper back into one pile. Put a rubber band around the pile. Place a sticky note on the top paper in the pile. Write "Week 2, April" on said sticky note. Go home and contemplate a pleasant way to end all of this tragically. Congratulations! You've just been trained to be a Library Technician at the United States Naval Academy. The ramming your head into the brick wall part is of course optional.
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It reminds me of that one Dana Carvey stand up routine they used to play on Comedy Central twice a day.
And why so many cop movies? What is the fascination with the police? I mean, why not make a film about some other public serivice.. . like librarians.
It's because the public must never know the truth about librarians. The horrible, horrible truth. I'm typing this while curled up in a ball it's so horrible. Ok, maybe not "watching Dana Carvey twice a day on Comedy Central"-horrible, but pretty bad nonetheless.
Ah ha! I found your little blog spot. So THIS is what I'm paying you to do. Mike, what makes you think you can be lazing away in the corner all curled up? You're not traumatized. YOU'RE NAPPING!! And snoring loudly, so shhhhhh.... *reaveals giant brown sticky thing with encyclopedia strapped to it and begins beating you over the head with it* take that you!!
Question: "What's brown and sticky?"
Answer: "A stick." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ahhh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hey boss, are you a bastard with a heart of gold?
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